Once I had a really horrible teacher
He dunk our worksheets into pots full of glitter
When we received them they were sticky and shiny
And none of us could do even a tiny bitty
When we could not do them he got really angry
And went around hitting people randomly
He hit the students, he hit the staff and he hit the Principal
One day, he hit his own head and was sent to the hospital
Oh what a tragedy, oh what a tragedy
Our mean teacher had to go for surgery
We sent him chocolate, we sent him flowers (and we sent him poison too)
And I believe that when we say we want him to stay, we also speak for you!
However, our hope were dashed
Our teacher recovered in a flash
He bound into the classroom, stretched to his full height
Took a deep breath and bellowed,"Ha ha, I'm alright!"
But it was not to be
His health, soon did it flee
And according to the doctor's reading
He died of severe food poisoning!
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